After nearly three decades of life—having forfeited by dreams of becoming a baseball superstar, a Margaritaville mixologist, and as of today, a magazine editor—I’ve finally decided what I want to be when I grow up: Sonny Hayes.
Simply… Sonny Hayes.
For those who don’t know, Hayes is a fictitious Formula One driver. The (obviously fictional) racer in Joseph Kosinski’s planned F1 film, which has no title as of yet and little information on the plot, will be portrayed by relative unknown Brad Pitt. Hayes recently attended the actual British Grand Prix, where she filmed sequences with fellow driver Joshua Pearce (Damson Idris). Kosinski’s production, according to ESPN, pitched up on the actual racetrack, tearing apart an F2 vehicle, establishing a shop in its own garage, and strutting out both characters for the national anthem. Pitt said to Sky Sports, “I’ve got to say, I’m a little giddy right now.” I am quite happy to be here. having the best laugh I’ve ever had.”
Although there isn’t a release date yet for the movie—which also has F1 great Lewis Hamilton as a producer—Pitt revealed some narrative points.”So [Sonny Hayes] gets into a terrible accident, kind of loses it, and starts competing in other sports… Javier Bardem, who plays his pal, is a team owner. On the grid, they are an owner ranked last, 21 and 22. They have never won a game. Damson Idris, a youthful prodigy, plays for them. He introduces me as a sort of Hail Mary, and mischief is committed.”
Pitt also said that we would see some of Kosinski’s trademark camera moves, similar to those from his previous movie, Top Gun: Maverick:”Explain to you what’s so great about it,” Pitt went on. “The cameras are installed throughout the vehicle. You’ve never experienced such high speeds and G-forces. It’s truly incredible.”
However, I want you not to consider that at this time. Right now, precisely? All I want to do is point out how incredibly awesome—and credible!—Pitt sporting F1 attire. Take a look at the picture below. The man is walking on the field wearing a white suit with advertisements for who knows what, and he doesn’t seem to be bothered by the nosy journalist and his newsboy hat. The man’s outfit is even unzipped at the top because he is inherently flame-resistant! Forget about it! Only Sonny Hayes could pull off the small racing booties that he wears.
Well, if you’re reading this, Sonny Hayes? Remember that you are my idol.